Anonymous asked:

If you were stranded on an island with only the plot for a guaranteed bestseller to help you survive, would you make a book out of palm fronds, hire an ebullient squid as your publicist, and throw a launch party with free kelp at The Lagoon, but really it was all a ruse to lure plump capybaras into your carefully set snares so you could kill and eat them, because you were so hungry, and the capybaras were cute and all, but they were also filled with life-sustaining proteins? –Jessica Westhead

Jessica Westhead, writer & editor